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"I'm a barbie girl. In a barbie world!"

"John."

"Life in plastic, it's fantastic!"

"John."

"You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere!"

"John."

"Imagination, life is your creation!"

"John."

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

"John please stop that nonsense."

"But Sherly, it's the best song EVER!!!"

"John, you're drunk."

"No I'm not, even ask the pink elephant over there."

"You're drunk. Look you just threw up. Are you alright?"

"There's too much blood in my alcohol system."

"I can see that John. Come on let's get you to bed."

"Mine all yours baby."

"Our bed John."

"Oh yeah. Oh, hey Sherlock."

"What is it John?"

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U."

"You're never drinking this much again John. Here we go. There, you're nice and snug in bed."

"Sherly, can I just say something?"

"What John?"

"I love you."

"I love you too."

"Goodnight love."

"Goodnight darling."
another little songfic. suggested by my dear friend Tortureisfun [link]
just something short and silly and fluffy.

the STUD thing came from my Theatre group.

if you want to make a request, go here [link]
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DobbyIsAFreeElfNow Featured By Owner Edited Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
THERE'S TOO MUCH BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM!! X'D  And the STUD thing? GENIUS! HAHAH! Oh goodness... so good :')
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you!
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steelersmedic Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I came up with the 'too much blood in me alcohol system' bit, if I recall I put it on the internet :D That was the long time ago tho.... Anyhow.... Hahaha awesome little piece, one of the funny short fanfics that aren't filled with rubbish
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
haha, i just saw the alcohol thing on a quote site ages ago
hehe thanks!
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steelersmedic Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Welcome ^-^ Atleast you're one who uses it correctly x3
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Lilydunlop123 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013
oh my god I think I just died from laughing too hard 
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Myrethy Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That STUD comment is either horrible or the best thing ever. Probably the latter!
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha thanks >^.^<
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Headcase12 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
'There's too much blood in my alchohol system.' I'm so using that one day XD
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i found it on some site >^.^<
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WowFantasticCosplay Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"There's too much blood in my alcohol system."

I'm done. XDD
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MaryWMarlowe Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Oh My, patient and reasonable Sherlock, who lets John call him Sherly? OMG :P Cute!
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hehe >^.^<
thanks =]
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NikkiChan16 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
OMIRASSILON!! at first i was like "gonna be really fluffy!" and then i read it......and it was AWESOME!! it had a mix of everything!!
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you >^.^<
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NikkiChan16 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
your welcome.
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Sarafan206 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Student General Artist
me: tralalalala, just gonna be all inoccent and look up some mushy gushy johnlock for myself! :iconchuuplz:
oh joy, a songfic! :la: *begins to read*

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world!

me: O_O .... BAWAWAHAHAHAHA :iconlolguyplz:
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
>^.^<
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Neckomewmew Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Student General Artist
Ok... That was pretty adorable... I'm grinning so big right now.
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Chitopia Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Student General Artist
Awww!! Too cute!! <33 That little pick-up John said to Sherly...:iconhurrplz: that totes made my day
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Skyegirlz Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012
Ohmygod, this has managed to be both adorable and funny without being really stupid. TELL ME YOUR SECRET!!!!!!
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks >^.^<
i know, i love my brain sometimes
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Skyegirlz Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012
Ohmygod, this has managed to be both adorable and funny without being really stupid. TELL ME YOUR SECRET!!!!!!
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MickeyXD Featured By Owner May 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OH GOD WHAT IS AIRRR
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner May 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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poetanddidntknowit34 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
SO funny!!
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minxita11049 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Cute and funny. My favourite combination :D
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MissRavenRose Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
..... I think I'm scarred for life now.... doctors and soldiers shouldn't sing the Barbie Song... Except maybe to annoy flat mates/lovers/consulting detectives when drunk.... still scarred.
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Morgana-Jones Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
pft that's hilarious xD
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10DrWatson Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Student Writer
<3 :heart:
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CarryPhoenix Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh boy, the first picture in mind - John pouncing around the room and singing in SQUEAKY voice... OH MY GOD...
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ExtremlySelfishChild Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
LOL
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Crystal-Magic13 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U."
Gross and creepy. But very clever XD
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
wished i could say i made it up, or not, but i did not, just got it from drama club. thought it was hilarious
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Crystal-Magic13 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Well, while I don't think john would ever say it,
not even drunk or horny john, it is very funny :P
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh trust me he is REALLY drunk
but yeah i dont think he would say it either
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14LolaLoverX3 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww, hilarious :lmao: and adorable. :iconpuppydogeyesplz:

-LV
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hehe thank you >^.^<
its funny what happens when im bored
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king-herod Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Awwww! This is hilarious and adorable.

....And how much not-romantic is that "I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U" sentence? I mean...cute, in its way, but....STD? Really, John? Good thing you're drunk, or your doctor self would probably be rather embarrassed.
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
haha yes. i heard it in my drama club and thought, what the hell. drunk john would probably say something as stupid as that.
and thank you >^.^<
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king-herod Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Indeed... Drunk people say a lot of weird things.
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LittleRedHatter Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hehe yes.
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